Texts: my brother's life and a vodka and tonic
| Texts: my brother's life and a vodka and tonic | |
|---|---|
| Date of Scene: | 02 August 2025 |
| Location: | Texts |
| Synopsis: | Mamoru tells the Shitennou about the upcoming Brotherfight Part 2. |
| Cast of Characters: | Mamoru Chiba, Kazuo Saitou, Nephrite, Zoisite |
| Tinyplot: | Brotherfight |
Today at 10:58 PM
- Mamoru TXT: so i'm going to be fistfighting riv at home for the Fuckin Crystal he looted from beryl
Today at 11:00 PM
- Izou TXT: ill bring popcorn
Today at 11:00 PM
- Mamoru TXT: only one shitennou present pls
Today at 11:00 PM
- Izou TXT: >:(
Today at 11:01 PM
- Mamoru TXT: im bringing saturn as a healer too, and telling him he can bring norie OR glimmer
Today at 11:01 PM
- Masato TXT: Unsurprised and unavoidable.
Today at 11:02 PM
- Mamoru TXT: if i don't get the crystal i'm telling usagi, kazuo, and chibiusa-chan who riventon is
- Mamoru TXT: and he knows it
Today at 11:02 PM
- Masato TXT: Fuck man
- Masato TXT: Why's he gotta be like this
- Masato TXT: I mean yeah I know why but why
Today at 11:03 PM
- Kazuo TXT: hell of a drug &c
Today at 11:03 PM
- Mamoru TXT: poor fucker was born with dark energy
Today at 11:03 PM
- Izou TXT: why dont you just steal it?
Today at 11:04 PM
- Mamoru TXT: it's wired into his Device
Today at 11:04 PM
- Izou TXT: and?
Today at 11:04 PM
- Kazuo TXT: would like to speak with universe's manager, born with dark energy is just unfair
Today at 11:04 PM
- Mamoru TXT: It would hurt Axion
Today at 11:04 PM
- Masato TXT: And it's Riv, he's not letting that thing go without violence.
Today at 11:05 PM
- Mamoru TXT: it is just unfair.
Today at 11:05 PM
- Masato TXT: I hate this. The whole thing.
Today at 11:05 PM
- Izou TXT: you're saying it would hurt axion if you took the crystal out?
Today at 11:05 PM
- Mamoru TXT: So do I!
- Mamoru TXT: Yes. It's currently threaded through his personality circuits. Motherf
Today at 11:06 PM
- Izou TXT: so you're hurting axion one way or another.
Today at 11:06 PM
- Masato TXT: I'm going to be making mocktails in the kitchens if anybody wants to be sad drunk with me without being drunk
Today at 11:07 PM
- Izou TXT: i want actual alcohol
Today at 11:08 PM
- Kazuo TXT: Riv can presumably remove it safely. Probably.
Today at 11:08 PM
- Mamoru TXT: but riv knows exactly how pissed i am, and he's equally pissed at me, and he's removing the gem from axion the slow proper meister way, and we're gonna rearrange each other's faces with screaming rage insults
Today at 11:09 PM
- Kazuo TXT: ah. brotherhood.
- Kazuo TXT: see you in a few, Masato
Today at 11:09 PM
- Mamoru TXT: and if he doesn't gimme the gem, no matter who wins the fight, i'm telling on him
Today at 11:09 PM
- Masato TXT: When he pulled that shit out at the fight I felt my whole colon invert
- Masato TXT: I'll fix you a highball
Today at 11:10 PM
- Mamoru TXT: that's remarkably disgusting
Today at 11:10 PM
- Masato TXT: So is what he's doing
Today at 11:10 PM
- Mamoru TXT: yes but one has a visual attached and it isnt what he's doing
Today at 11:11 PM
- Masato TXT: You're welcome
Today at 11:11 PM
- Mamoru TXT: thanks i hate it
Today at 11:11 PM ( someone can hear distant gagging as Izou is still recovering from the graphic image )
Today at 11:12 PM
- Mamoru TXT: i want real alcohol too. dammit
Today at 11:13 PM
- Masato TXT: I could only find cooking wine
Today at 11:13 PM
- Mamoru TXT: maybe i'll ask Neo Queen Serenity for my brother's life and a vodka and tonic
Today at 11:14 PM
- Masato TXT: You're the only one with a shot
Today at 11:14 PM
- Izou TXT: she can obliterate him?
Today at 11:14 PM
- Mamoru TXT: of course she can obliterate him. i'm going to ask her not to.
Today at 11:15 PM
- Izou TXT: just ask for a whole bar
Today at 11:16 PM
- Mamoru TXT: i don't want to be obliterated either
- Mamoru TXT: :fingerguns:
Today at 11:17 PM
- Izou TXT: i doubt she would obliterate her other self's mamo. usagi vs, herself is the fight you dont want to be in the middle of.
- Izou TXT: or do
- Izou TXT: idk
Today at 11:18 PM
- Mamoru TXT: no like as in drunk. obliterated also means really really drunk
- Mamoru TXT: sorry i dadjoked you
Today at 11:20 PM
- Izou TXT: youre fine
