Texts: Mistress Pink

Texts: Mistress Pink
Date of Scene:	23 May 2025
Location:	Texts
Synopsis:	After everyone gets back from the future, Mamoru and Takashi text about Wicked Lady. And other adventures.
Cast of Characters:	Mamoru Chiba, Takashi Agera
Tinyplot:	Black Moon Clan
Tinyplot2:	BMC: Wicked Ride

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Mamoru TXT: hey we're back from the alt future and chibiusa got dark energied and stole usagi

Mamoru TXT: i had to put myself back together from bone shards and a sack of hamburger

Mamoru TXT: wanna come over?

Takashi TXT: That's a lot to process.

Mamoru TXT: ok come over later

Takashi TXT: ...yeah I think I will. sounds like something I'll have to get involved in.

Mamoru TXT: yeah the bmc jackasses corrupted her and she looks, like, 25 now. so when you can.

Takashi TXT: I was kinda hoping they'd get the message after fashion dumpster got trashed.

Mamoru TXT: yeah. i was hoping theyd get the message after we killed half of them twice. no such luck

Mamoru TXT: almost everyone else got to fight a dragon tho

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Mamoru TXT: btw the moon wedding is still on

Mamoru TXT: can you like

Mamoru TXT: bring a really really good antipurification shield

Mamoru TXT: bc if chibiusa isn't purified by then, she sure will be

Mamoru TXT: hm. you can stand behind me! i'll tank the rays for you

Takashi TXT: I got accosted by Sailor Saturn yesterday. While I was just reading.

Takashi TXT: Also, got told who she is.

Takashi TXT: what kind of nonsense happened up there.

Mamoru TXT: up where

Takashi TXT: where everyone's been.

Mamoru TXT: tbh like i honestly got flattened so i'm truly not sure

Takashi TXT: you should have invited me, who knows what would have happened to me since apparently nothing else is gonna make any sense.

Mamoru TXT: i spent a day as a pile of broken bones and bruises on the floor on a hell planet staring at a hologram of the future version of usagi created by the guy who flattened m

Takashi TXT: wait, who flattened you now what.

Mamoru TXT: next time i'll let you rescue me

Mamoru TXT: one of the black moon losers. their prince

Mamoru TXT: it took me like two weeks to fully recover and that was with hotaru's help

Takashi TXT: I saw you like a week ago, how hard did they hit your head

Mamoru TXT: time compression or whatever. you did warn us. time and dimension travel or whatever

Mamoru TXT: hahaha time concussion

Takashi TXT: You were doing well making me think you were OK till that last line.

Mamoru TXT: omg zoi can do a healy thing <3

Mamoru TXT: it's a CUTE healy thing, a little glowing flower grows from the injury

Takashi TXT: is it a poisonous flower? I mean. It's zoi. I expect nightshade

Mamoru TXT: no, and i was surprised too. it's a little lotus

Mamoru TXT: btw i met a thousand year old future version of me and he looks only a couple years older

Mamoru TXT: so maybe i'm worried about the fade for nothing. still having moon wedding though

Takashi TXT: Well, a lot of people are worried about the Fade lately. Frankly, you should just treat it like clocking out, if it happens. You did your job and now it's someone else's problem.

Mamoru TXT: Yeah I would except that ive been worried about the fade this whole time and i just got a spot of hope that i wouldn't forget how important and cool i am

Mamoru TXT: and i GUESS how important you've been to my life since we met

Mamoru TXT: spoilers its very

Mamoru TXT: someday soon maybe, i want to show you what i can see without dark energy clouding everything

Takashi TXT: I mean, you'd still have the coolest adopted brother/best man. The Fade isn't taking that away. You just might forget about the time I turned a microwave into a youma because it wasn't working.

Mamoru TXT: you dont understand he was 1000 and he looked. like. 20. and obviously didnt have a problem with power

Mamoru TXT: so heres hoping i'll remember that because it was funny as shit

Mamoru TXT: but i do! i mean, you like knowing about stuff, and what i can see in the ground is really pretty, so i do want to show you

Mamoru TXT: oh THAT REMINDS ME

Takashi TXT: I mean you already don't entirely look your age that doesn't surprise me. But it's hard for me to grasp what I haven't seen on that front. Sounds like the world didn't have me or even the other magic folks without the moon weirdness so. sounds lame.

Mamoru TXT: you didnt lose the indigo crystal right? because you and me and usagi and kazuo and the boys, we need to go to the secret magic land underground and see if theres anything left

Mamoru TXT: not like, now, though. not while chibiusa is 8 feet tall and showing that much leg

Takashi TXT: I dunno, it might have gone into my devi

Takashi TXT: WHAT

Mamoru TXT: what what

Takashi TXT: the last part, about my niece.

Takashi TXT: is this another hotaru situation did she take on a body snatcher and start calling herself Mistress Pink

Mamoru TXT: come on its not like you dont know what seriss nyx looks like and what star devil used to look like before that

Mamoru TXT: no, she got deliberately corrupted by the BMC

Mamoru TXT: and she's like, almost as tall as i am and her dress is an evening gown with a big slit up the side

Takashi TXT: Speaking of I have to kill her father

Takashi TXT: not Chibusa's.

Mamoru TXT: i was about to say, for what now

Mamoru TXT: hotaru's father right? you need help?

Takashi TXT: ... maybe? It's more about getting away with it. I don't think he's any stronger than gaito and I mopped the floor with him. which is impressive considering we were underwater.

Mamoru TXT: well do you need help getting away with it

Mamoru TXT: i won't take the fall for it obviously but

Mamoru TXT: i'm sure i can help figure out logistics ^_^

Takashi TXT: I'm sure an opportunity will present itself. You're injured rn anyways and Hotaru's safe.

Mamoru TXT: boy is she ever safe lol

Mamoru TXT: and, ok 👍

Takashi TXT: yeah she threatened me with the sharp stick that allegedly ends whatever it cuts so that was fun.

Mamoru TXT: yeah but she's still hotaru, shes not gonna use it on you

Takashi TXT: I dunno, she's one of you sparkles now. hangs out with the one Hinoiri called Sailor Waterboard

Mamoru TXT: do you think i would actually try to kill you?

Mamoru TXT: have a little faith in her, she loves you too

Takashi TXT: I assume both of you would hold back for as long/as well as you could, same as I do for you. But that doesn't mean there's no risk

Mamoru TXT: i can't actually think of a situation where i would honestly try to kill you

Mamoru TXT: even if you were trying to kill me. so.

Takashi TXT: I'm pretty sure you wouldn't try, but I had a scar on my arm from a magical can opener that says accidents happen

Mamoru TXT: hehehe then im glad i cant actually hurt you that bad even

Takashi TXT: all of you individually suck, but the problem is you show up with like an entire lacrosse team

Takashi TXT: speaking of, did you get a fifth hair commercial participant

Takashi TXT: or is it sixth? I don't know if you count, yours is kinda meh next to Nephrite's in particular

Mamoru TXT: my hair is only as meh as jadeite's excuse you v much

Takashi TXT: he gets points for pulling off the blonde

Mamoru TXT: but yeah theres a dude calling himself Hiddenite, and I sure didnt give him that uniform. he thinks i knocked usagi up tho :V

Takashi TXT: well, give it time and he'll be right?

Mamoru TXT: dropped my phone

Mamoru TXT: you jerk <3

Takashi TXT: and I don't know why you didn't take me to meet your future self, honestly. :lol:

Mamoru TXT: bc i got rolled out of bed at 3:30am by a toddler and told 'we're going time traveling' and i went 'muh?' and then we dropped seven floors and hit the pavement

Mamoru TXT: But we're for sure going to go back, you should come that time

Takashi TXT: that was sarcasm, I get it. besides I wouldn't want to see how stuffy you'd have ended up with a fancy title and not having grown up with me to keep you in check

Mamoru TXT: idk all i know is that i hope i never ever get as depressed as he is right now

Takashi TXT: The one we put down in the Magic Mystery Barrier Blanket, that one's still gone right?

Mamoru TXT: was that rubeus? the redhead? if so yea

Takashi TXT: Yeah, he probably caused Gaito to spiral out of control and it became a whole thing and I'd like to not have to explain how he's still breathing.

Takashi TXT: because he really shouldn't be, after what everyone threw at him

Mamoru TXT: i think saphir rebuilds them from dead bodies, machines, and fractions of heart crystals, and i saw what happened to the heart crystal

Takashi TXT: Asshole killed an employee that I think Gaito was sweet on. so. it was all spiraling into the depths of Dark Energy after that, you know, the stuff I wanr folks about. Sunbreaker, but water.

Takashi TXT: okay good. so... sounds like whoever Saphir is also needs to get the boot

Mamoru TXT: oh hes on the list.

Takashi TXT: So I know you're recovering from injuries, which makes this a day that ends in y - but how are you doing like... overall, I guess. I feel like I should be helping more or something. With chibiusa and all.

Takashi TXT: like. unless it turns out she's taking to it like a duck to water, like I do, but. I dunno. how worried should I be? this is all still new news to me

Mamoru TXT: i truly don't know yet.

Mamoru TXT: i mean i don't think it's a good idea since she's legit the emotional development and maturity of a 5 year old and shes in the body of a 20 smth and has as much dark energy as beryl

Mamoru TXT: and she has a hematite of her very own, a girl shes calling new moon

Takashi TXT: yeah unless that body came with requisite emotional maturity I'd be concerned about her being the next spiral out. is she aligning herself with Butt Moon? because that clan is still on Obsidian's kill-on-sight list.

Mamoru TXT: she's technically aligned with them but she hates them all and wants them dead so not really?

Takashi TXT: okay well. careful about symbolism. not everybody in Obsidian is talkative. though the org's been decently quiet lately. think they're reving up for something.

Mamoru TXT: I'll warn her when I see her

Mamoru TXT: honestly though i'm doing okay, because... even though chibiusa kidnapped usagi and stuck her somewhere, i trust that she can keep her safe from demande

Mamoru TXT: which... i obviously can't

Takashi TXT: I don't know what happened, but you're pretty good at protecting people. like overall.

Takashi TXT: if she's got as much power as Beryl she'll probably flag one of my sensors.

Mamoru TXT: i have no doubt

Mamoru TXT: would you pick up a hematite-level or is that not strong enough to trip flags

Mamoru TXT: because her assistant is definitely up there

Takashi TXT: can't say. I might catch a glimpse but. there's a lot of dark energy in tokyo, and separating the signal from the noise can be hard.

Takashi TXT: same with magic stuff. it's why I don't just pop up and take them all. the background magical noise is a LOT here.

Mamoru TXT: it suuuuuuuure is

Takashi TXT: Even when I know what I'm looking for it's hard. oh but

Takashi TXT: so you remember beryl's annoying crystal ball

Takashi TXT: maybe something like that

Mamoru TXT: yeah, piece of shit

Mamoru TXT: spy shit

Takashi TXT: yeah Gaito had something like that and now he doesn't need it anymore so

Mamoru TXT: Oh sweet who does it spy on? fish? lol

Mamoru TXT: OH WAIT does it find magical objects? like it could find my henshin item?

Takashi TXT: so like. it's... a little bit... well, it was developed for a world that wasn't so filled with magic nonsense. so it's honestly kind of like a magic eight ball. sometimes it tells me stuff. sometimes it's a mess and it's like I DUNNO TRY AGAIN LATER but magic and in my brain

Takashi TXT: I may be able to get it to pull something together about this though

Mamoru TXT: pffffft. omg!! like... someone salvaged a food-maker thing from the artha? thats what it was called right? it's in my kitchen. it spits out very specific measurements of random ingredients to alien recipes. like 11 clone blueberries

Mamoru TXT: OH!!!

Mamoru TXT: Oh that would be WAY more useful than 11 blueberries

Takashi TXT: I could probably fix that. if it's the same kind of tech as my Device.

Mamoru TXT: I think they're having fun experimenting with it, but if they get bored of that i'll definitely hit you up for that

Takashi TXT: when you're not injured we need to sit down and like. have ramen

Mamoru TXT: yesssss. but just us. we can get ramen out

Takashi TXT: yeah, just us. maybe rooftop ramen and eat it away from the store so we can speak to each other freely.